What is the most EMBRASSING thing ever happend to you?

We were in public, and my dad let a certain something rip....(he farted for those who don't follow) and at least 10 people turned around.

then my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-air!"

first part's true, second part was for teh lulz

Luxzion wrote:sorry to go off topic but what's mein campf?

Hitler's biography, and another embaressing thing happened today... I was playing bass really loud along with the Rosenrot album, when it get to the chorus of Mann Gegen Mann I burst out singing, jumping around playing bass, I didn't know dad and my brother were standing in the door watching and as soon as I saw them I went such a bright red

Medianoche wrote:(Sorry to bump and old topic but it's relevant)
I was wearing old pants to school and they're pretty loose, anyway, I told my boyfriend and friend this and my friend pulled my pants down... At school... In front of people... After blushing like mad and cursing at them my boyfriend did the same thing and then yelled out, "hey, your underwear's red!", same colour as my face, oh jeez that was bad... There's a bunch of other things but they're not really G rated, haha! Oh, also, today I bought a copy of Mein Kampf, explaining that to dad was a tad embaressing

Tell us the "Un-G rated" things!

I probably have had a lot of embarrasing things done to me except I just can't remember it, but........... this just happened yesterday. My friend Chad and I were walking down the street (holy ****! this kids randomly funny) and he does this weird face and move his hands up and down like he's doing it to himself and 3 guys walked by and he didn't notice it. HOLY CRAP was it hilarious!!! But it was embarrassing too.

Aah, today we had a pizza lunch, and me and my boyfriend were sitting next to each other cuddling and he was licking my cheek (it's a thing we do, don't ask) and then one of the chicks yells out, "omg you guys are so cute!", I blushed and was just like, "what?" and my boy kept cuddling me and being all cutesy while the rest of the class was discussing how cute we were and asking stuff like, 'how long have you been going out?', 'have you kissed yet?' and then my bestfriend said, "yeah, they make out all the time, it's gross!" And aah, it was kinda embaressing
Another thing is today we had free dress day, I was wearing tight black jeans, studded belt, red and black shirt and a dog collar, yeah... I was running to catch the bus as it was about to leave and I was the last one on, the whole bus just laughed at me when I got on, red faced and panting from running and wearing, yup, a dog collar... I got some pretty nasty looks and later took off the collar

yea, im not a big fan of the dog collars or chains but some of my friends at school wear them and im kinda off 2 the side kinda like "Oohh, what the f!" lolz. But anyways, back on topic! I'm in the school band (yes idk what u say) and there was a concert where the best players in the county all play in it and in the practice room i was playing a xylophone and when they said stop playing and return to ur seats, i turned around and hit a girl's trumpet with the xylophone mallets and it made a loud noise and some kid says "Way to go!" and i just shot him a look like u wanna mess? lol