It's Official, I'll Get Killed In Australia
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It's Official, I'll Get Killed In Australia
Because of the animals. Nothing personal against Australians, or J , it's just the animals. The most dangerous things we got here are like...
-Bears, but they live where I don't, so it's all good
-Black Widows, I have some in my garage, up until I unleash my mighty shoe of smashing justice on some arachnid ass
-My kitten. She bites. And that's bad.
But onto the land of "how in the hell do you guys not die because of those things"
1)Geographic Cone Snail
That is a geographic cone snail. And, it's in the water. Where you swim of course. Also, it's bite feels like nothing more than a pinch. But, oh boy , do the symptoms sucks.
To quote wikipedia...
2)Stonefish
That is a stonefish. It is a stone + fish. Thus, Stonefish.
Except, it should be called the stoneHOLYFUCKINGSHITIMDEAD :shock:fish.
Awesome Fact - Venom from a stonefish kills an adult human in 2 hours.
Not to mention he's pissed off because...
3)Great White Shark
We all saw jaws. We fucking know already
4)Taipan
Let's let the Great Australian Bites speak for themselves.
In other words...
5)Platypus
My artistic talents aside, yes, 'tis a platypus. Also, they are poisonous.
Also.
WAT
-Bears, but they live where I don't, so it's all good
-Black Widows, I have some in my garage, up until I unleash my mighty shoe of smashing justice on some arachnid ass
-My kitten. She bites. And that's bad.
But onto the land of "how in the hell do you guys not die because of those things"
1)Geographic Cone Snail
That is a geographic cone snail. And, it's in the water. Where you swim of course. Also, it's bite feels like nothing more than a pinch. But, oh boy , do the symptoms sucks.
To quote wikipedia...
What the article fails to mention about are the liquids. They will be coming out of you. All 3 holes. Yes those 3.Symptoms of a more serious cone snail sting include intense pain, swelling, numbness and tingling. Symptoms can start immediately or can be delayed in onset for days. Severe cases involve muscle paralysis, changes in vision and respiratory failure that can lead to death. There is no antivenom
2)Stonefish
That is a stonefish. It is a stone + fish. Thus, Stonefish.
Except, it should be called the stoneHOLYFUCKINGSHITIMDEAD :shock:fish.
Awesome Fact - Venom from a stonefish kills an adult human in 2 hours.
Not to mention he's pissed off because...
3)Great White Shark
We all saw jaws. We fucking know already
4)Taipan
Let's let the Great Australian Bites speak for themselves.
In a single strike, a taipan can inject 60mg of venom - enough to quickly paralyse a small marsupial but also more than enough to wipe out several human adults. As the poison spreads the victim experiences headache, nausea, vomiting, pain in the belly and dizziness. Blurred vision follows, sometimes accompanied by convulsions and, in severe cases, coma. The snake's second main toxin is a procoagulant which prevents blood-clotting by removing the body's supply of its natural blood clotting agent, fibrinogen. This causes persistent bleeding from the bite site and can lead to more serious - sometimes fatal - internal haemorrhaging, especially in the brain.
In other words...
5)Platypus
My artistic talents aside, yes, 'tis a platypus. Also, they are poisonous.
Also.
WAT
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Platypuses are poisonous? I didn't know that.
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Lol the platypus, man scary place. But i've always wanted to visit Australia.
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SMWZ wrote:Platypuses are poisonous? I didn't know that.
Yeah, from Wikipedia
While both male and female Platypus are born with ankle spurs, only the male has spurs which produce a cocktail of venom,[18][19][20] composed largely of defensin-like proteins (DLPs), three of which are unique to the Platypus.[21] The defensin proteins are produced by the immune system of the platypus. Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals such as dogs, the venom is not lethal to humans, but is so excruciating that the victim may be incapacitated.
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I know, right?
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Haha, I survive pretty well, and yes, platypus are poison, the males have sharp barbs or 'spurs', which contain toxins! We also have blue ring octopus, dingo and ever scary magpies (they swoop you) oh and I'm here... So... Grr
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like seriously how can anyone live in australlia knowing that theres so many dangerous animals there.
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imma let you in on a little secret,....but you can't tell anyone. >_>. (this goes for you to sgtalano)pikachumasterbrad12 wrote:like seriously how can anyone live in australlia knowing that theres so many dangerous animals there.
in order to not die by australian animals, dont touch them and they wont bite/sting/etc. O: ITS CRAZY YA I NO!
SGTALANO, where did you get this pic:
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ToolShedUncle wrote:
SGTALANO, where did you get this pic:
I google searched FFFUUU- I think
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wait, ur movin 2 australia? i havent been on since like monday
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If platypuses are poisiness, then why do these guys have one as a pet?
Lol i would visit J...if i didn't get bit by anything first that is.
Lol i would visit J...if i didn't get bit by anything first that is.
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bob8972 wrote:If platypuses are poisiness, then why do these guys have one as a pet?
lol Who are they?
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Sorry about going off-topic everyone but, they are characters on one of the worst god-awful Disney shows.SMWZ wrote:bob8972 wrote:If platypuses are poisiness, then why do these guys have one as a pet?
lol Who are they?
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Oh lol.
He never said he was moving...in fact he never said he was even going.
Guapochalupa02345 wrote:wait, ur movin 2 australia? i havent been on since like monday
He never said he was moving...in fact he never said he was even going.
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bob8972 wrote:If platypuses are poisiness, then why do these guys have one as a pet?
Lol i would visit J...if i didn't get bit by anything first that is.
I don't know, why do people have snakes as pets? Or Zebra Fish?
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bob8972 wrote:If platypuses are poisiness, then why do these guys have one as a pet?
maybe its a female
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You know, if I was a female Platypus, I would probably be considering suicide
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answer my question >:CSgtAlano wrote:You know, if I was a female Platypus, I would probably be considering suicide
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ToolShedUncle wrote:answer my question >:CSgtAlano wrote:You know, if I was a female Platypus, I would probably be considering suicide
Did you care to look?
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I would too how wierdSgtAlano wrote:You know, if I was a female Platypus, I would probably be considering suicide
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